Hello! This is "Hayate no Gotoku!"
The last episode ended with a bombshell revelation!
Is it some kind of trap?
I love all kinds of liquor, but sweet sake is the best.
Who is this mysterious beauty?
Night two is full of mystery.
I'm sure it'll be quite exciting!
Sweet sake is delicious.
And we'll finally unveil the opening sequence
Sweet sake is even good frozen.
we've worked so hard on!
You can treasure each frame.
Ayasaki, Ayasaki. Want some sweet sake?
Now, please enjoy night two of "Hayate no Gotoku!"
Um... No.
Too bad!
It's all gone anyway!
Actually, teacher,
I think there's still some sweet sake over there.
What, really? Yay!
We got her?
Yeah, we did.
Katsura.
Let's bury her a bit more.
Good idea.
Let's start the show!
I'm...
I'm Tsugumi Ruri.
Sanzenin Nagi's
little sister!
Hey! Why'd you close the door?
At least listen to me!
Hey! Hey, I said! Hey! Come on!
What's going on?
Who knows?
Will you laugh for me?
When I was young, I had dreams as numberless as the stars,
and thought if I wished for something, it would be mine
But the things I wanted were high above me,
and no reaching for them was ever successful,
so I stopped looking up
But one day we met,
and I found something to rely on in your smile
Just by thinking of you in this world with me, I can find strength in life
I will hold the hand that reaches for me,
and even if I feel unhappy,
I will cope with it because it can be overcome
Will you laugh for me?
Hey, Hayate!
Some weirdo's at the door!
Huh? Pardon?
A weirdo?
Whoa! You're still here?
A friend of yours?
Um, well...
I... I'm...
Sanzenin Nagi's...
She claimed she's your little sister,
and followed us home last night.
Little sister?
I was my mom's only child.
Then she must be your half sister.
Half sister?
Do we really need that kind of back story now?
Saying that to me won't...
Um... I'm...
And if we have to do a back story,
wouldn't making her your sister be a better twist?
Like, have 12 girls show up calling you "Big Bro"!
Nobody would buy that storyline now.
People would wonder how many years ago this happened!
It's as unbelievable as a buddha getting angry.
Well, anyway.
She says she's my sister, but...
Let's just have breakfast for now.
Sure.
We're having egg muffin sandwiches.
W-Wait a second...
Um, I...
Oh? You're still—
Um...
Would you mind...
listening for just a bit?
Huh?
Listen, you can't be mean to little girls.
It's wrong!
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So, what does my self-professed,
presently assumed little sister, want?
I'm not your "self-professed" sister! I'm actually her!
And what's with that "presently assumed" stuff?
Then, "little pseudo-sister."
That's even worse! I'm not a joke!
You make it sound like I'm stupid!
You aren't?
Don't call me stupid!
So...
What's your objective?
Huh? Objective?
Yes, the reason you're here.
You have one, right?
I-I'm here because...
We're family and I wanted to meet...
No.
I don't wanna hear excuses.
You're here for a particular reason, right?
I don't need to keep hearing that you're my sister.
I believe you.
But now what?
You're my sister. So what?
You're my sister. Now what do you want?
Um... Uh...
Take your time. Choose your words wisely.
If you don't answer correctly...
Hayate will break your neck!
No!
I wouldn't do that.
In any case, I don't have an objective!
As your sister, I just wanted to—
Oh, my sister.
Do you have any proof that you're my sister?
No, I never met my dad,
and I don't have any photos.
And my mom died...
Mother?
Who's your mother? Where was she from?
Um, I can't really...
I don't have any other relatives,
but then I found out about you.
I really just wanted to meet my family and...
It's out of love! It's just love!
Oh, I see.
Huh?
Do you have a place to stay?
No, I don't.
Then I'll prepare one for you.
Really?
Wait for me in the hall.
Okay, I'll wait. I'll definitely wait!
Based on her behavior,
I don't think she's your sister.
Well, I'm not too sure.
After talking with her, there's about a 3% chance she really is my sister.
Huh?
Yeah, about 3%.
I never met him,
but it's possible that my stupid father
had an affair before he died that resulted in a child.
Do you have some reason to believe that?
Well, maybe.
Huh?
So are we letting her stay in the mansion?
Yes. Because...
Tsugumi Ruri.
Hey!
You came to me claiming to be my sister so we'd let you in,
just to get a chance to look for something in the mansion, right?
N-No! It's not like that!
Don't lie.
You looked quite relieved when I said you could stay.
But I never go back on my word, so I have a room for you.
The perfect room for someone like you.
Amaaaaazing
Graaaaace...
How...
Amaaaaazing
Shut up!
Graaaaaace—
What did you do that for?!
That's my line!
What's with the crazed, half-assed singing?
Does it matter?
Yes, it does!
Think of how bummed the drawing staff must be!
What're you talking about?
Hey, now.
I was getting a good laugh out of her parody song.
Don't stop her!
A good laugh?!
It wasn't meant to be funny.
Anyway, I brought over a new tenant.
A new tenant?
And who is this?
My presently assumed little sister, Tsugumi Ruri.
Sister?
You have a sister, Nagi?
Yeah. She buzzed over this morning.
Sisters don't swarm like mosquitoes, do they?
Who're you calling a mosquito?!
So that's about it.
Have a good life now.
You take care of the rest, Hayate.
Uh-huh.
What? No, wait a sec!
You're just leaving the rest to him? That's it?
Yeah, that's it.
I couldn't care less whether you're my sister or not.
You take care.
W-Wait.
Big Sis!
What... was that?
Please! I want you to hear me out, Big Sis.
B-Big Sis?
Yes. You're my big sister, so...
I'm not going to be swayed by such words!
Hey, wait! Big Sis!
Big Sis!
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Sharna, Sharna! I'm growing up.
I wanna dress up and stroll around town.
Yes, Fumi.
Technically, you are a girl, Fumi.
How do you want to dress?
What sort of look?
Oh, well...
I'm thinking
I'd like to look like the chief cabinet secretary.
Right.
You have a long road ahead of you.
Oh, a butterfly!
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Sharna, Sharna!
I'm growing up.
I want a cute pet.
Yes, pets are cute.
What kind of pets have you had in the past?
A custard roll.
I see. It must have been cute.
Oh, a Countach!
Time is cruel.
Your face, your voice,
they turn to sand and spill from my hands.
Pitifully fragile,
and sadly fickle.
But I will continue to search
for that which was lost beyond time.
I will wander forever.
I will continue my search.
As long as I hold this last grain of sand.
Ah. Where are you now?
Do you have any proof that you're my sister?
I never met my dad,
and I don't have any photos.
Not even one...
Wait! Wait for me, Big Sis!
Let me go!
You have no business calling me your sister!
Don't be like that, Big Sis!
Is this okay?
Well, she doesn't look too dangerous.
Ugh! Let me go!
This explains the saying "There's no battle unless both parties are on the same level."
What?
Hello, Kayura!
Yes, hello.
You've really grown quite weak, Nagi.
What?
One day, without any warning, your stepsister appears.
But all you do is fight against this delicious new development!
And you call yourself an aspiring manga artist
who aims to sell one trillion copies?!
I can't believe you're not taking full advantage of this wildly interesting twist!
She always has such ridiculous reasoning.
Uh, yeah.
I see!
You're absolutely correct.
She's accepted it.
Manga maniacs think so differently.
Okay, I get it. I'll give you a chance.
A chance?
Right.
If you claim to be my sister,
you must have some skill.
If not, you're in deep trouble.
For example, I, Sanzenin Nagi,
possess tremendous skills that make me the perfect superhuman!
A perfect superhuman who can't handle basic skills
like sleeping and waking early.
A perfect superhuman who's not very athletic.
Everyone shut up!
So if you claim to be my sister,
then you'd better show me some crazy skill.
If you do, then I might be somewhat interested in you.
O-Okay.
I, Tsugumi Ruri, will accept my sister's challenge!
So, what can you do, Tsugumi?
Well...
Oh!
I know what I'm good at!
Oh? What is it?
Systema!
Huh?
Systema?
What?
S-Systema?
Yes!
What's that?
Listen, Systema is...
A type of martial art invented
by the Russian Special Forces for close quarter combat.
Today, it's considered the most intense martial art in history!
Really?
Is that right?
But you were yelling like crazy yesterday.
Anyone taken for a ride like that would be scared,
even if you're a Systema master!
Even a mammoth would be reduced to tears!
Well, I suppose so.
But can you really do something like that?
What just happened?
That was Systema.
The hand-to-hand, close combat martial art of modern warfare, Systema!
W-Wow!
Such finesse and speed!
Make no mistake, that was Systema!
You guys sure know a lot about this.
But he wasn't paying attention. Hayate!
Y-Yes!
I bet you don't even know what just happened.
Oh no, Ayasaki!
Don't let her land a hit to your chest!
How strange. The attacks don't feel that strong, but...
I... can't stand...
Hayate!
What the?
Ayasaki went down as easily as a child.
How's that possible when he's so much bigger?
It's how she attacked.
What do you mean?
Systema is called Russia's aikido.
By evading the attack
and changing direction, you can deal massive damage.
As demonstrated,
if you attack by throwing your energy downward,
you can upset your opponent's balance.
I see.
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But even if you understand the moves,
you have to practice hard to make them work.
You're in a spot, Ayasaki.
You sound like a commentator from some martial arts manga.
I get it. I get it, Tsugumi.
I understand you have an incredible skill. So please...
Don't tell me you're giving up?
Huh?
After what I endured on that bike...
I must take revenge for yesterday's embarrassment right now!
Her attacks aren't strong,
but the pain reaches my bones.
That's also a Systema move!
The damage is felt directly by his bones!
It's as the commentator says.
Someone like you, without special training, cannot defend against Systema!
I'm not done yet!
Hey! Let's stop this now.
You understand everything. Right, Milady?
What are you saying?
My Hayate shouldn't fall before some Russian martial arts move!
Go, Hayate! Die before you lose!
Oh... I haven't felt like this in a while.
It's the same feeling as before...
Dance! Dance until your feet don't touch the ground!
I will never forget the shame you put me through!
Die!
Shoot! If this keeps up, I'll really...
Stop! Hayate will die!
Oh no! At this rate, we'll also
continue our transformation into martial arts manga commentators!
Damn.
I have no choice.
If she's going to keep coming at me with Russian martial arts...
And here's the killer blow!
I'll have to counter with
an ancient Japanese martial arts move!
Is it coming?
Ketaguri
Ketaguri!
Ketaguri
Huh? Um, wait!
That was too much, Hayate.
You went too far.
She's just a child.
Huh? What? What?
Ow! It hurts!
Sorry! Are you hurt?
You're naïve, Ayasaki Hayate!
Tricks should be expected in battle.
You relax and you lo—
How dare you do that to Hayate!
Ouch! Big Sis!
Shut up! There's no way you're really my sister!
But you can live here for the time being.
Okay?
Big Sis...
Shut up!
You have no business calling me your sister!
But, well... You know.
That Systema stuff is really cool.
Could you teach it to me sometime?
Y-Yes. I guess maybe I'll teach you?
Don't talk down to me, you idiot! Stupid!
Teach us too!
Tsugumi Ruri
I suffer from the dry and barren heart in my own chest
Whatever happens is mere whim
You live in the moment, blissfully,
and far too full of joy and freedom
With every second my sins, though pure, amass
Penetrate me, and force me if you must
I will smile like an angel,
sweeter than ever before,
and try to ensnare you with my love
Soon I shall repent the dawn of my sinful love
I'll let purity guide me,
and with my holy soul
I want to embrace you
Did you enjoy night two of "Hayate no Gotoku!"?
What's happened to Katsura?
She should've cooled down by now.
Wasn't Tsugumi Ruri strong?
She's a one-woman Systema machine!
She was in there through the commercial break.
But just what is her objective?
I hope she's straightened up a bit.
Intriguing, isn't it?
I doubt it.
Never.
And we'll have a new twist next week.
Not happening.
That character you've all been waiting for will finally appear!
What sort of romance will develop?
Where's the sake?
Whoa!
She's alive!
What awful things will happen to me next?
Are you all right?
How dare you trick me, Ayasaki!
Stay tuned!
Caught!
Caught again!
Let's pack the snow down all the way this time.
Okay!
Got it.
Let's do this!
Look forward to it!
Yay!